August 30, 2013

Time on your hands?

Here's a worthwhile investment of twenty minutes of your time:

"Z" is a guy who I would love to sit down with and have a few beers. Hell, I'd buy!

I came to this by way of the L. A. Times story about how the Democrats pushed for the Civil Rights laws in the sixties (emphasis added):
Former presidents George H.W. Bush and George W. Bush could not attend for health reasons, their spokesmen said. The elder Bush, who at 89 uses a wheelchair, rarely attends public events. His son, the 43rd president, is still recovering from a recent heart procedure, his spokesman said,

The absence of even a gesture of bipartisanship was a reminder of the enduring political legacy of the civil rights battles. Since Democrats led the passage of civil rights legislation that marchers pushed for in 1963, Republicans have struggled to recover with black voters, leaving a stark racial divide in American politics.

Or course, it's a blatant rewrite of history the actual blowback by conservative bloggers, media, and the general public has been quick to correct these misstatements.

Still in all, the bullshit that the left gets away with..


August 29, 2013

Hat trick for Rick..

..third little tidbit from Rick, the Cop.

"Better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool rather than open it and remove all doubt."


"..stuff a sock in it, Moooz-lems.."

I love this guy!


August 28, 2013

Rick, the Cop II..

He strikes again. This time with a feature he calls..

Prom Night at Camden High School

By special arrangement, direct from beautiful downtown Camden, New Jersey, we present a rotogravurian festival. Sit back and enjoy.

Note the broad community support in the form of numerous police vehicles and an ambulance!

Prom dresses sure have changed since I was in high school!

What is that around her neck?

More police in the community support I meant.

Somewhere in the 'hood, there is a Buick with missing seat covers. Know what ah'm sayin'?

Wonder if Boy George knows where his hat is?

What's holding those up?

No comment! a SlimFast?

..have three SlimFasts!

Double yikes!!

Who let him in?

Have a case of SlimFasts!

Black 'n Blue Thunder? the caption said.
 ..and if anybody out there gets in a snit and starts thinking I am a racist, remember two things:

(1) I did not forces the these folks' wardrobe choices upon them and..

(2) ..somewhere there is an appalling collection of redneck grads decked out in separate but equal sartorial splendor.


Rick, the cop..

Rick the cop is at is again; he sent me these little tidbits this morning. Enjoy:

The wife's back on the warpath again. Last night she said she wanted to make a sex movie, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.

My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.

After both suffering from depression for awhile, the wife and I were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, screw it, I'll soldier on!

I woke up this morning at 8 and just felt that something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald's serves breakfast until 11:30.

The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"

My wife packed my bags and said "GET OUT!!!". As I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"

I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.


August 26, 2013

Eating gummint cheese..

Ripped off from a Buzzfeed post entitled:
42 People You Won’t Believe Actually Exist

These people are really out there somewhere in this world.
Here's one of the real charmers:

Note the "Cheezit" crackers in the sack behind here. I am guessing this is what one calls a jones, eh?


Just when I though I was out, they pull me back in..

Well, it seems that this is gonna be harder t shake that originally thought. Or, as Al Pacinco said in Godfather III:

What did it for me was this out-of-the-park round-tripper from the folks at Crossroard GPS and posted in the Hot Air Green Room:

..ain't life grand? Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta nuke some popcorn and get back to my Barcalounger.


August 25, 2013

I escaped (again), don't pay the ransom..

Developing zero interest in politics these days what with the commie Dems and the limp-membered GOP being two sides of the same rusty, old coin. But thought I'd drop in and pass along this from my bud, Policeman Rick:

The caption is:

Advice for women buying a bicycle: When purchasing a bicycle, no matter how cute you are, be SURE to consider the color of the seat!