December 9, 2011

OLD BUTCH

From Lieutenant Rick De Martino, SQ 68, CAWG, USAFA:


John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Saint Lawrence County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well. Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully in the next election, the bells are not always audible.

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December 7, 2011

Pearl Harbor

A reminder of the "other" 9/11:




















..and this:



..God bless the men and women who lost their lives there and those who fought in all of our wars to keep us free.

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December 2, 2011

If you thought the last post was revolting II

I know, I know..


Well, I have been busy. I was tapped as the new squadron commander of the Long Beach USAF Auxiliary squadron and -- essentially --  my duties commence 1 JAN 2012 but the preparation effort commences almost immediately. (Office of the Squadron Commander-elect?)

And it's the usual drill at work: the black curtain of the all-engulfing proxy server forbids noontime posts to The War Planner just when my political juices are flowing at their best. That is, I have awakened, consumed my morning doughnut (no coffee), worked through my pre-noon bug-slaughtering effort, wolfed down my tuna sammich and Coke (no, the beverage) and Hoovered up all of the news on Drudge, Hot Air, Odie's site, and anyplace else where it's fit to print, begun formulating my daily opinions, rebuttals to the Obama regime propaganda machine (A.K.A., the MSM) and -- wham! -- no access to my site.

Work and life is so-o-o-o-o unfair.

So what's revolting about this post besides my pedestrian prose, you ask?

It's the fact that today the unemployment rate dropped from 9.1% to 8.6% and it is NOT due to the hiring out-of-work-people. It's principally because the city of Pittsburgh has left the work force and decided to stay home.

Huh?

Well, that's 315,000 folks have been out of work so long that they've given up and are no longer considered to be worthy of denominator-hood status thereby making the number into which the people actually working are divided smaller.

You do the math.

For perspective and because I am lazy, Here are some interesting takes on this from Hot Air commenters:
Keep in mind the seasonal hiring that goes on at this time. I seen a lot of UPS ads for seasonal drivers as well as other job hiring places.
William Amos on December 2, 2011 at 10:08 AM
It's called seasonal employment. What will happen in January? Why, the rate should go up? Also there's this:
James Pethokoukis ran the numbers, and declared that if the participation rate were the same as last month, the unemployment rate would be 8.9%.
For a layman like me, that’s the maddening thing about “government statistics”. To me, your either employed or not. Doesn’t matter if you’ve “dropped out” of the workforce or not. Why don’t they just report the unemployed number and then give all of the “what if’s”.
BacaDog on December 2, 2011 at 10:11 AM
And this little gem:
From ABC News:
The unemployment rate fell in November to 8.6 percent as the economy added 120,000 new non-farm jobs. The economy must add about 400,000 jobs a month if the unemployment rate is to be reduced.
Care to explain the 280,000+ job discrepancy ABC? No? Well alright then.
forest on December 2, 2011 at 10:18 AM
But the real revolting figure is depicted by that chart way up above. Look at it closely and it says that the participation in the work force has trended down to WHERE IT IS FINALLY REACHED THE SAME NUMBER IT WAS IN 1984. (That, by the way boys and girls, was when me and Mrs War Planner spliced ourselves together.)

..and all this in a country whose population has grown to over 300 millions.

Boy, those folks in the BLS and the Pantload regime are going to have some fun playing with numbers on this one. It will make the Orwellian increase of the chocolate ration from 30 grams per week to 25 grams seem like Milo Minderbinder's buying eggs at 5 cents and selling them at 3 cents to make a profit seem like child's play.

Anyone for some Egyptian cotton dipped in chocolate? Are we still at war with Eastasia?

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November 20, 2011

You thought the last post was revolting..

..check this one out. (Courtesy of HillBizz.)

The Pantload and The Mooch swap spit
Sure looks like there's a lot of passion going on there, no? A visual dose of Ipecac for you all out in bloggah land.
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November 16, 2011

Get a room..

Work dropped it's shields briefly so I am coming to you from the basement bunker of my secret hideout..

Since I am going to hang with Odie and the crew this Friday, I thought I'd put my hand in and do something like The Woodsterman's Wal-Martian series. So I put this together from the latest Benneton ad program and..well..a group photo of the cretins form Zucotti. (All pics courtesy Drudge.)


As far as the first two pics are concerned, now I know how girlfriends feel when they are forced to watch LezPorn with their boyfriends. Except, this is like watching two female stevedores go at it.

The third one? Well, somewhere there are some moms and dads who are experiencing heart failure because their little boy or little girl is in that pic..

..or not.

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November 13, 2011

The Lazy Blogger

Sorry folks, but like so many of us, I have been a little bit lazy of late -- or The Immense Bowel Movement of a POTUS would have you believe we are -- and the curse of the Proxy Server has struck again/ So that's why this site appears moribund.


But there's also a lot on this person's plate what with work, new USAFR responsibilities and the fact that The Woodsterman will be heading into town this Friday and all. One bright spot in an otherwise dismal November week. I get a change to tie into some Beefeaters, talk politics with MA, LL, and Odie, and maybe -- juts maybe -- I can figure out how to port TWP to another ISP so I can bootleg posts at work.

..Shhhhhhhhhh!

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