November 20, 2011

You thought the last post was revolting..

..check this one out. (Courtesy of HillBizz.)

The Pantload and The Mooch swap spit
Sure looks like there's a lot of passion going on there, no? A visual dose of Ipecac for you all out in bloggah land.

November 16, 2011

Get a room..

Work dropped it's shields briefly so I am coming to you from the basement bunker of my secret hideout..

Since I am going to hang with Odie and the crew this Friday, I thought I'd put my hand in and do something like The Woodsterman's Wal-Martian series. So I put this together from the latest Benneton ad program and..well..a group photo of the cretins form Zucotti. (All pics courtesy Drudge.)

As far as the first two pics are concerned, now I know how girlfriends feel when they are forced to watch LezPorn with their boyfriends. Except, this is like watching two female stevedores go at it.

The third one? Well, somewhere there are some moms and dads who are experiencing heart failure because their little boy or little girl is in that pic..

..or not.


November 13, 2011

The Lazy Blogger

Sorry folks, but like so many of us, I have been a little bit lazy of late -- or The Immense Bowel Movement of a POTUS would have you believe we are -- and the curse of the Proxy Server has struck again/ So that's why this site appears moribund.

But there's also a lot on this person's plate what with work, new USAFR responsibilities and the fact that The Woodsterman will be heading into town this Friday and all. One bright spot in an otherwise dismal November week. I get a change to tie into some Beefeaters, talk politics with MA, LL, and Odie, and maybe -- juts maybe -- I can figure out how to port TWP to another ISP so I can bootleg posts at work.



November 8, 2011

"Out of Airspeed, Altitude and Ideas"

Courtesy my co-worker and soaring enthusiast, Herr Frank Deischel, this series epitomizes one of the cardinal commandments of flying: "Keep thy airspeed up on final approach lest the ground rise up and smite the.."

..oh well, any landing you can walk away from..


November 5, 2011

Riddle of the day..

How do you starve an Obama supporter ??

It's really very simple, just hide their food stamps under their work shoes.



OVERHEARD AT ZUCOTTI PARK: ..a conversation.
Mind-blown Hippie Wastrel:'s Occupy Wall Street, Occupy Portland, Occupy Oakland, Occupy Los Angeles, Philadelphia. There's even Occupy demonstrations ion Europe.

Scraggly, Moon-Chick:, isn't it?

MBHW: Yeah, but how come there;s no Occupy Paris?

SMC: Yeah. thought that was what Germany was for.
PERTINENT REMINDER UPDATE: One year from today, we go to the polls and throw the prancing metro-sexual Nancy-boy incompetent boob POTUS and all of his clown troupe out onto the street.

It's a Leap Year, don't you know..


November 4, 2011

Boggling the mind, stretching credulity..

..and stuff like that. In its nascent days, someone made a joke about the way to clear out Zucotti Park -- and Denver and Portland and Oakland and all of the other new age, consciousness-raised disaffected shit holes springing all over the country -- would be to set up an employment table offering jobs to the denizens.

Well, life imitates art and the result is this wonderful collage of surreal excuses colliding with workforce integration:

Raise bamboo on the roof tops? Why didn't I think about that? Come to think about it, why didn't Obama think about that?

On a more sober note, one wonders how many bona fide businesses spring up from this Zucotti Park Be-In. Think about it. Some hippie astro-chick starts hawking her brownies at the festival and they become a hit. Cut to 10 years later and this lady is the head of a multi-million corporate owner whose daily fret has become the bottom line and those pesky workers striking for higher wages and more benefits. Zap! Instant capitalist.

..just sayin'.

TRIVIA QUESTION UPDATE: Anyone remember Maynard G. Krebs and why this would be relevant to the video above?


November 3, 2011


Man am I pissed off.

..bastards at work rigged the proxy server to block Blogger blogs so, with my heavy duty schedule, I am probably going to move TWP to WordPress or host it on another ISP. It's not like I spend a lot of time blogging. I just do one or two posts per day when an idea hits (usually on my break) and compose and post them at lunch or between debugging my software.

And, no I can't do this at night because, frankly, I am too fried.

So, I am researching exporting/importing and all of that crapola. Sorry about that.

The real annoying thing is I can't visit Odie's site. 


November 2, 2011



Sometimes I just *Love* John Boehner..

In response to Obama's contention that "We're better off now than.."

..Hell's bells, I can't even write this stuff without reaching for a vomit bag. Anyway, here's the Speaker's response:

..Note to Odie: I won the proxy server battle here at work. Expect the worst (again).