January 21, 2011

Splinters in her crotch

A woman from Los Angeles, CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down."

..yeah, yeah, I know. It';s all over the internet and I haven't posted in a while, and all that. What can I say? Don't pay the ransom, I escaped? The dog ate my home work? I am on a secret mission for the Government?

You make one up, I gotta disappear again for a while.

..down periscope. Glub..glub..glub.


January 11, 2011

Obligatory Tuscon Post

My Reaction: Tragic beyond words.

My Reaction to Post-Tucson MSM Talking Head Rhetoric: Tragic beyond words.

I wished to abstain from from a "me-too" piling on about this affair, but the Libertarians over at ReasonTV say all that I wish to express and they do it neater, cleaner, and without the attendant histrionics that I my engage in.

..oh, and my prayers go out to the Congresswoman, the victims and their families.


January 7, 2011

..oh, and then there's this..

Can't pass this up without an obligatory "me too" post:


Help us out here in California..

Sorry for the stagnant blog. I've been real busy working on some work and fun stuff and have some personal things to take care of, so I haven't had time to think up and write clever stuff -- not even to bag on our Beloved Metro-sexual Pantload POSOTUS -- so I am going to jam in something that ought to make your blood boil and call it a day.

But before I do, if you are visiting this blog from out of State (or are even a Californian sick of the crap that our state gummint pulls) then I am begging and pleading you: WRITE YOUR U. S. CONGRESSMEN AND TELL THEM NOT TO BAIL OUT THIS SORRY-ASSED STATE AND ITS LIB POLITICIANS, LIB RETARD CITIZENS, THE ILLEGAL ALIENS, THE WELFARE QUEENS, THE PUBLIC SERVICE UNIONS, AND THE TEACHERS' UNIONS WHO JAMMED US INTO THIS JACK-POT IN THE FIRST PLACE!

..and now, on with the show:


January 2, 2011

A hero for the heroes..

Sent to me by my friend and high school classmate, Tom the copper from Georgia:

Lest you think this is a publicity stunt, some rock hack wanting to glom glory off our troops in a me too extravaganza, here's an excerpt form Gene's Wikipedia bio (emphasis added):
While a self-described social liberal, Simmons has also described himself as a supporter of the foreign policy of the George W. Bush administration. He supported the 2003 invasion of Iraq, writing on his website: "I'm ashamed to be surrounded by people calling themselves liberal who are, in my opinion, spitting on the graves of brave American soldiers who gave their life to fight a war that wasn't theirs...in a country they've never been to... simply to liberate the people therein". In a follow-up, Simmons explained his position and wrote about his love and support for the United States: "I wasn't born here. But I have a love for this country and its people that knows no bounds. I will forever be grateful to America for going into World War II, when it had nothing to gain, in a country that was far away... and rescued my mother from the Nazi German concentration camps. She is alive and I am alive because of America. And, if you have a problem with America, you have a problem with me".

During the 2006 Lebanon War between Israel and Lebanon, Simmons sent a televised message of support (in both English and Hebrew) to an Israeli soldier seriously wounded in fighting in Lebanon, calling him his "hero".

In a November 2010 episode of the CNN news commentary program ParkerSpitzer, Simmons stated that he regrets voting for Barack Obama in the 2008 Presidential election. He criticized the 2009 health care reform measure, and Simmons also remarked about Obama that he "couldn't find somebody, in retrospect, more unqualified." He said as well, "I want the government out of my life".

..who doesn't, Gene, who doesn't?


January 2011 is National Obama Slamfest Month..

..I know; I just declared it to be so.

Continuing this trend of 31 days of unending disrespect for the dung-heap-in-the-Oval-Office, here are a few ditties from other wonderfully unhinged minds:

..and this wonderfully crude ode to The Metro-Sexual Pantload. (Warning! Adult Content!)


January 1, 2011

The more things change..

..the more this a**hole stays the same.

The Obama Fail blog chronicles -- in the fine style it does virtually every day -- how the Epic Pantload, Mr Hashmark-drawers, has rung up another mega-million dollar vacation on your and my tab:

There are only two certainties in life - President Obama loves to relax and he loves to spend your money. So it should come as no surprise that Obama's latest vacation is going to cost taxpayers a pretty penny..

I recommedn that you make it a regular habit to visit that site and give the author an "atta boy" comment, a pat-on-the-back, or whatever for his fine efforts going on his third year now.


..and we resume a normal work schedule.

So, on Monday, many of us will trudge back into the workplace, sit at our desks, sigh wistfully as we remember the past week's holidays and that string of days off, and stare at the calendar: