May 10, 2010

Pantload Laugh Gaff..


..Iw as going to enter this as an UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: if that post below, but it was getting a little ratty and care-word. So will just let this fusilade of facts in an ad sponsored by Governor Brewer of Arizona stand alone, contrasting the cold, sober effects of illegal immigration and illicit drug trafficking on a state operating without benefit of a federal government led by a POSOTUS unwilling (and incapable) of doing his job.

UPDATE: Woodsterman does the micro-math on illegal immigration in his latest post, Pay Attention. An excerpt:
Jose Illegal...$15.00 per hour x 40 hours $600.00 per week, $31,200.00 per year Jose Illegal pays no taxes... Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00

Joe Legal pays Medical and Dental Insurance with limited coverage $1000.00 per month $12,000.00 per year Joe Legal now has $19,231.00

Jose Illegal has full Medical and Dental coverage through the state and local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00

Joe Legal makes too much money is not eligible for Food Stamps or welfare
Joe Legal pays for food $1,000.00 per month $12,000.00 per year Joe Legal now has $ 7,231.00
 

May 9, 2010

NorCal Edu-Speak Tool blathers on; blames right wing blogosphere..


NOTE: Here is a statement being read by some truculent grand high mucky-muck tool in the Morgan Hill school district concerning a recent apology by the principle of the Live Oak High School to the parents of the four kids who were suspended for wearing patriotic U.S. clothing -- including the flag -- during a recent Cinco de Mayo celebration.

Searing editorial comment to follow.

..I don't want to ruin a perfectly good Sunday afternoon dissecting this dildo's blame-the-right-wing-blogosphere diatribe. I'll save that for tonight after a couple of ounces of Glenfiddich.

If you have comments, let me hear them! I don't want to miss any other views on this. Also, channeling Allahpundit over at Hot Air, what does wearing purple-and-white clothes have to do with anything? Are they the colors of Lower Muldavia?

UPDATE: Screw the editorial. Why waste 10,000 words when a picture will do? Here's some illegal immigrants expressing their reverence and gratitude for being in the United States:

                                (Photo courtesy Bill Preston.)

Also, check back here to view the original clip and note how the Hispanic students -- the one's this edu-tool says were so cool about everything -- demanded an apology because of the transgressions of the Live Oak Five . What's up with that? Maybe you ought to spend a little more time in the Latino Studies programs eductating folks on the significance of Cinco de Mayo:

"While Cinco de Mayo sees limited significance and celebration nationwide in Mexico, the date is observed nationwide in the United States.."

UPDATE II: Regarding the searing editorial comment to follow later, here it is: Take your purple-and-white clothes, roll them up, and stick 'em where Los Suns don't shine!

May 8, 2010

Too good not to share..


..file under the "Extremely Late to the Dance" category, but this is too good not to pass on. Think about this when you pull the lever next November and in 2012.

HillBuzz Boys strike again..


I love these guys! (Figuratively, of course.)

The HillBuzz blog is a creation of some gay guys in the Boys Town section of Chicago who were turned off by Obama's savage treatment of Hillary Clinton during the primaries in 2008. Indeed, despite my being a devout hater of Hillary (I guess to that point), even I was repulsed by The Pantload's heavy-handed tactics. I mean, one just does not treat a lady that way -- no matter what the circumstances. This also turned them into adoring followers of ladies despite their causes and politics. They are also the most profound sources of bipartisan reason to be found in this current cacophony of left-wing hatred on the internet. Their idols include Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, and any other female whom the left despises. Also, as you might expect, they swooned over Scott Brown, citing "the Hunk Factor". It could be argued that their money bomb effort lit a fire under his campaign and was one of the lightening rods that got folks behind Scott.

As I said, I am a huge fan of HillBuzz.

But I digress. In any event, The Boys, as you may imagine, have a discriminating eye for ladies' fashion and keep it trained on the FLOTUS. She obliges, of course, parading around in the multi-colored tents, off-the-shoulder tops at formal affairs, and kaleidoscopic ensembles during solemn occasions. Their latest target is the FLOTUS' ample backside.

..the idiom "broad side of a barn" comes to mind.

From time to time, they run these polls comparing the FLOTUS to, oh, the transgendered, female impersonators, and various other folks who make..er..shall we say bold fashion statements. The latest such is above and on the HillBuzz site. These are always fun and merit a visit and a vote from you when you have a chance.

UPDATE: Just when I am feeling good about my hit rate increasing of late, the HillBuzz boys went over the 9 million mark today. Couldn't happen to a nicer set of young men. Who'da thunk we would be writing stuff like that about gay Democrat supporters of Hillary Clinton?

Keep up the magnificent work, HillBuzz!

May 7, 2010

It's official: L.A. Times infers Babs Boxer dumb as a box of rocks..


The Los Angeles Times has chosen to take a pass on naming their favorite in the upcoming Democrat Senatorial Primary by not endorsing either Barbara ("Call me Senator, I think I've earned that title") Boxer and left-wing blogger Mickey ("Maus") Kaus. Significantly, the Times said of their disinterest in tapping Boxer as their favorite: 
"On the Democratic side, we find that we're no fans of incumbent Barbara Boxer," the newspaper said in an editorial Friday. "She displays less intellectual firepower or leadership than she could."

Thus, the paper of record and used in most birdcages in Southern California has stated, in essence, that Babs is truly as dumb as -- or dumber than -- a box of rocks.

By the way, Boxer is the one on the right, above.

Definitive list of Obama Sobriquets

(Slow Friday afternoon. Missing any? Let me know.)

B-Ho
B. Hussein Obama
Bacrack Obama
Bambi
Bammy
Barack Ilyich Lenin
Barack O'Change Obama
Barack, the Magic Negro
Barack, The Wealth Spreader
Barry Soetoro,
BigGob-Bobblehead-in-Chief
BoBo the Clown
Bowing Barry Sotero
B.O.
Boy Emperor
Boy King
Brokeback Insane O'Bummer
Captain Telepromter
Captain of the US Titanic Spending
Chairman Mau-Mau
Chicago Thug-in-Chief
Chief Walking Eagle (name native Americans give to a bird too full of shit to fly)
Chimpy, The Kenyan (From TexEd over at Pajamas Media)
Commander-in-Thief
Community-Organizer-in-Chief
Comrade Obama
D'OHbama
Dear Leader
Dear Reader
Demagogue-in-Chief
Dr. Utopia (from the HillBuzz Boys)
Duh One
Dumbo
Empty-Suit-in-Chief
Gelding-in-Chief
General Zed (Kneel and kiss the hand of..)
God, Jr.
His O'liness
His Phoniness
Hopenchange
Hussein HopenChangen
Jug Ears
King Zero
Mau-Mauer-in-Chief
Milhouse
My Main Marxist
Nobama
O-BOW-ma
ObaMao
Obama Osama
Obama bin Laden
Obama bin Lyin'
Obama-one Yaphony
Obamafail
Obamanocchio
Obamateur
Obambi
Obaminable
Obamination
Obammy
Obarfo
Obeyme
Obie bum kabrokie
Oblahblah
Obomba
Obowa
Obowma
Obumma
Obumbles (from anonymous)
Obysmal
Oclueless
Odopey
Odrama
Odumbass
Odumbo
OediPOTUS Wrecks
Ogabe
Oh B One Narobi
Ol' Jug Ears
Ole Jug Ears
One Big Ass Mistake, America
One Big Awful Mistake, America
Osama Obama
Owebama
PBO
POSOTUS (from my former incarnation as Войска ПВО)
PresiDEBT Obama.
President Christ Superstar
President Doubtfire
President HopeNGrovel
President Nancypants
President Pantywaist
President Poppins
President Punk
President Ron Burgundy
President Training Pants (..pirated from a poster on Pajamas Media by Войска ПВО)
Redistributor-in-Chief
Solomon Obama
Squanderer-in-Chief
Teh Won (also "TEH ONE" from the tendency to mis-type "The")
Teleprompter of the U.S. (TOTUS)
Teletubbie-in-Chief
The Bamster
The Boy President
The Chicago Charlatan
The Chosen One
The Depression President
The Ear Leader
The Empty Suit
The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers
The Great Fraud
The Gerbil President
The Grinning Obama caricatureAnointed One
The Hopey-Dopey-Change Goof
The Hopiate of the Masses
The Lightbringer
The Lightworker
The Joker
The Kenyan Kid
The Lyin’ King
The Man-Child
The Messiah
The Obamessiah
The Obammunist
The OmniPresident
The One
The Pantload (from my former incarnation as Войска ПВО)
The Precedent
The Promptee
The Punk
The Silver-Tongued Emir of Eloquence
The Spineless Wonder
The Wizard of Uhhs
Thug-in-Chief
Turkmenbama
Urkel
Waffles, the Clown
Zero

..new batch from Left Coast Rebel:
The Obamanation
Fearless Leader
Fearless Reader....
O-Blah Blah
Obummer
He Who Must Be Obeyed (homage to Faulty Towers?)
Mao-Bama

From Bastariatarian:

Chairman Bao

..you all keep sending them and I'll post them.

Reconstipado..

Found in my e-mail in box is this profound narrative -- one of the best explanations of why the AZ legislature passed the law. Read it and reconsider the folks who slam the good citizens of that state as racists and Nazis, the people who get four kids suspended from a Northern California high school for wearing American flags and red, white, and blue on the "Mexican national holiday" of Cinco de Mayo, and those non-citizens who assemble every May 1st and scream that they are being deprived of their rights:
I'm Arizona State Senator Sylvia Allen. I want to explain SB 1070 which I voted for and was just signed by Governor Jan Brewer.

Rancher Rob Krantz was murdered by the drug cartel on his ranch a month ago. I participated in a senate hearing two weeks ago on the border violence, here is just some of the highlights from those who testified.

The people who live within 60 to 80 miles of the Arizona/Mexico Border have for years been terrorized and have pleaded for help to stop the daily invasion of humans who cross their property . One Rancher testified that 300 to 1200 people a DAY come across his ranch vandalizing his property, stealing his vehicles and property, cutting down his fences, and leaving trash. In the last two years he has found 17 dead bodies and two Koran bibles.

Another rancher testified that daily drugs are brought across his ranch in a military operation. A point man with a machine gun goes in front, 1/2 mile behind are the guards fully armed, 1/2 mile behind them are the drugs, behind the drugs 1/2 mile are more guards. These people are violent and they will kill anyone who gets in the way. This was not the only rancher we heard that day that talked about the drug trains.

One man told of two illegals who came upon his property one shot in the back and the other in the arm by the drug runners who had forced them to carry the drugs and then shot them. Daily they listen to gun fire during the night it is not safe to leave his family alone on the ranch and they can't leave the ranch for fear of nothing being left when they come back.

The border patrol is not on the border. They have set up 60 miles away with check points that do nothing to stop the invasion. They are not allowed to use force in stopping anyone who is entering. They run around chasing them, if they get their hands on them then they can take them back across the border.

Federal prisons have over 35% illegals and 20% of Arizona prisons are filled with illegals. In the last few years 80% of our law enforcement that have been killed or wounded have been by an illegal.

The majority of people coming now are people we need to be worried about. The ranchers told us that they have seen a change in the people coming they are not just those who are looking for work and a better life. The Federal Government has refused for years to do anything to help the border states . We have been over run and once they are here we have the burden of funding state services that they use. Education cost have been over a billion dollars. The healthcare cost billions of dollars. Our State is broke, $3.5 billion deficit and we have many serious decisions to make. One is that we do not have the money to care for any who are not here legally. It has to stop. The border can be secured. We have the technology we have the ability to stop this invasion. We must know who is coming and they must come in an organized manner legally so that we can assimilate them into our population and protect the sovereignty of our country. We are a nation of laws. We have a responsibility to protect our citizens and to protect the integrity of our country and the government which we live under.

I would give amnesty today to many, but here is the problem, we dare not do this until the Border is secure. It will do no good to forgive them because thousands will come behind them and we will be over run to the point that there will no longer be the United States of America but a North American Union of open borders. I ask you what form of government will we live under? How long will it be before we will be just like Mexico , Canada or any of the other Central American or South American countries? We have already lost our language, everything must be printed in Spanish also. We have already lost our history it is no longer taught in our schools. And we have lost our borders.

The leftist media has distorted what SB 1070 will do. It is not going to set up a Nazi Germany. Are you kidding. The ACLU and the leftist courts will do everything to protect those who are here illegally, but it was an effort to try and stop illegal's from setting up businesses, and employment, and receiving state services and give the ability to local law enforcement when there is probable cause like a traffic stop to determine if they are here legally. Federal law is very clear if you are here on a visa you must have your papers on you at all times. That is the law. In Arizona all you need to show you are a legal citizen is a driver license, MVD identification card, Native American Card, or a Military ID. This is what you need to vote, get a hunting license, etc. So nothing new has been added to this law. No one is going to be stopped walking down the street etc. The Socialist who are in power in DC are angry because we dare try and do something and that something the Socialist wants us to do is just let them come. They want the "Transformation" to continue.

Maybe it is too late to save America . Maybe we are not worthy of freedom anymore. But as an elected official I must try to do what I can to protect our Constitutional Republic . Living in America is not a right just because you can walk across the border. Being an American is a responsibility and it comes by respecting and upholding the Constitution the law of our land which says what you must do to be a citizen of this country. Freedom is not free.

Like I said, "Los Suns, my ass."

Hillbuzz Guys going straight?

What is this obsession I have with beautiful women? The posts below and now Ann Coulter?

By the way, I was joking about Helen Thomas..of course!

But now the gay guys over at Hill Buzz are threatening to meet or exceed my crush on Ann in their Great Merciful Zeus: Ann Coulter might just turn us straight post on her latest column.

Well, fear not, the gentlemen over there are preserving their sanity and their orientation by merely confining their romantic passion to wondering if she has a younger brother. But their enthusiasm for her political views burgeons and both their post and Ann's column "OBAMA NATIONAL SECURITY POLICY: HOPE THEIR BOMBS DON'T WORK" are worthy reading, Ann proffering gems like this:
Second, it would be a little easier for the rest of us not to live in fear if the president's entire national security strategy didn't depend on average citizens happening to notice a smoldering SUV in Times Square or smoke coming from a fellow airline passenger's crotch. 
She makes some wonderful points about the gang that couldn't shoot straight -- Obama's administration, not the error-prone terrorists -- and how their haphazard policies have not only encouraged attacks but would have us all rolling in the aisles at the Keystone Cops-like comportment..

..if  it weren't so tragic.

January 2013,,

This one is courtesy from my dear friend, Major Joe  D. of the USAF Auxiliary..
One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."

..oooh-rah!

May 6, 2010

Just too good to pass up..


I blatantly ripped thios off of Woodsterman's blog because..well..just because my blog is really my personal aggregator of things I like to see/visit/remember. This collection of Republican women is a standout..

..but the real deal here is..CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW HOT HELEN THOMAS IS?

Los Flag Clothes

These clowns don't want me to embed their trailer, so go here for the video.

Anyway, welcome to the new victimhood: those folks who believe that we here in Los Estados Unidos (that's The United States for those of you who don't habla.) should not proudly display our heritage by wearing the American flag on a day of significance to some other culture. Doing so got four students suspended from a Morgan Hill high school in Northern California.

Watch the clip -- especially the part where the Hispanic students demand an apology -- which the parents of the four students flatly reject.

I have a question for you. If we should all tiptoe around and not wear the American flag on, say, Cinco de Mayo and Columbus Day, what's up with the Hispanic demonstrators waving the Mexican flag during all of those silly May Day demonstrations they have?

..Los Suns, my ass.

May 5, 2010

Liar, Liar, Pant[load] on fire..


Politico reports that there might be a little more to the Gulf oil spill than wiping down a bunch of sea birds and sucking up the goo from Louisiana, Alabama, and Florida panhandle beaches. Some elected officials -- including our beloved Supreme Pantload -- have been sucking at the BP tit for the last two decades:
BP and its employees have given more than $3.5 million to federal candidates over the past 20 years, with the largest chunk of their money going to Obama, according to the Center for Responsive Politics. Donations come from a mix of employees and the company’s political action committees — $2.89 million flowed to campaigns from BP-related PACs and about $638,000 came from individuals.

On top of that, the oil giant has spent millions each year on lobbying — including $15.9 million last year alone — as it has tried to influence energy policy.

During his time in the Senate and while running for president, Obama received a total of $77,051 from the oil giant and is the top recipient of BP PAC and individual money over the past 20 years, according to financial disclosure records.

Of course, TEH WON is out in front of this, flapping his purple lips and lying his ass off through a mouthpiece:
An Obama spokesman rejected the notion that the president took big oil money. “President Obama didn’t accept a dime from corporate PACs or federal lobbyists during his presidential campaign,” spokesman Ben LaBolt said. “He raised $750 million from nearly four million Americans. And since he became president, he rolled back tax breaks and giveaways for the oil and gas industry, spearheaded a G20 agreement to phase out fossil fuel subsidies, and made the largest investment in American history in clean energy incentives.”

Maybe that's why he wasn't down on the Gulf in minutes flat doing the glad-handing and lip-flapping about how terrible this all was.

He is not alone in this, of course, with the dainty and always-circumspect Petunia Pig (Mary Landrieu) being owned by the BP oil drilling interests:
Several BP executives have given directly to Landrieu’s campaign, including current and previous U.S. operation Presidents Lamar McKay and Robert Malone. Other donors include Margaret Hudson, BP’s America vice president, and Benjamin Cannon, federal affairs director for the U.S. branch. Donations ranged from $1,000 to $2,300 during the past campaign cycle.

..but, in this case, the pork Petunia brings home helps us avoid using a lot of foreign oil.

May 4, 2010

Stay Mad..

..clip for the afternoon:



..stop back by here and run this between now and November..then go out and vote. Make the earth shake, tell these jerks to STFU, and flush these turds down the drain.

[P]MS NBC Contessa Brewer projecting her hypocrisy..

Stolen from a recent post on Hot Air by Ed Morrissey:
..in which Contessa Brewer tells Stephanie Miller that she’s really unhappy that she couldn’t use the Times Square bombing attempt to prove Tea Party “bigotry.” Never mind that this clip shows the bigotry of Brewer in relation to conservatives..

This makes that double standard piece about the Arizona demonstrations (below) pale in comparison. Here this woman as much as comes out and says she regrets it wasn't one of those angry types, pissed off, oh I dunno, about health care or sumpthin'.

I think she misspelled her first name; shoulda been with a "U".

UPDATE: ..it seems the good..ahem..Contessa will be wee-weeing in her jeans with disappointment because the AP claims this guy was trained in a camp in Pakistan.

Time to change your maxi-pad, Contessa.

May 3, 2010

Another Black Conservative has it right..

..of course.

I ripped the material off from Clifton over at Another Black Conservative, not because I am lazy but because he hit the nail on the head:

This has to be the most stunning display of hypocrisy I have ever seen. For over a week the Democrats and the media have been deriding Arizona’s new law as Nazi-like.  They have all said Arizona’s law would lead to people being asked; “Show Me Your Papers”.  So what do the Democrats suggest for national immigration reform, a national ID card.

..so what are you waiting around here for? Head over to Cliff's site and read the whole post.

Time for the magnifier and tweezers, Arnie..

Well, it seems The First Girly-Man of California folded like a cheap suit on the question of offshore oil drilling in the aftermath of the gulf blow-out last week. So, since this guy's marbles are now the size of BBs, I was going to get him a pair of male crotchless underwear,  a pair of tweezers, and a magnifying glass as a Father's Day gift. But the ever-wise Mrs War Planner (née Войска ПВО) suggested we go to South Coast Plaza and visit either Frederick's of Hollywood or Victoria Secret and get him some cute crotchless lady's undies for Mother's Day..stoneless cretin that he is.


The meaning of life revealed..

..or mightn't this just be the solution to the budget crisis, the economy, and health care?

May 2, 2010

..a Sunday made considerably better.

Somehow, I got hooked up with the Woodsterman and Woodster Too site(s), a wonderful collection of conservative posts, truly funny pictures, and some righteous Second Amendment sentiments. After wandering around the rooms there, I have emerged in a considerably brighter mood and looking forward to 1700L when the sun sinks below the yard arm and I can invade the new bottle of Glenfiddich I just purchased.



..then I dare say, my day will become even brighter.

Thanks, Woodsterman!

..after a sleepless night..

See the previous post. Needless to say, my sleeplessness has resulted in a less-than-charitable view of the world on this fine Sunday in SoCal. So, I'll engage in a pair of pictures representing my feelings. Call this a palate-cleanser as Ed Morrissey is wont to say.


..but then again, our former POTUS had too much class to respond to the throngs of screaming leftards who heaped abuse on him so I doubt this would ever transpire. In fact, I kinda think "W" is enjoying The Pantload sinking deeper and deeper into the brown tide of his failed presidency.

This is what happens when you are old and have to get up at 0300 to relieve yourself..

..you run into articles like this and..well..conjure up images like the one below. Suffice to say, I will not be getting much sleep tonight.

May 1, 2010

Sra Gabriella Salcedo: American


A lady with grace, class, and a person whom I am proud to call a fellow American. Senora Salcedo makes several interesting points in her address to the Tucson city council, namely what a fool Raul Grijalva for advocating against the state he represents in congress and Council woman Romero for wasting the city of Tucson's money on yet another frivolous law suit of the State of Arizona. I especially the point about one being in a foreign country and being required to carry your passport at all times for identification.

It is my considered that this gracious lady should consider running for congress because, unlike many of those 435 turds living off our dime in D.C., this woman actually reads the laws.

UPDATE: Meanwhile, across the country -- and especially in Los Angeles --  thousands of presumably illegal immigrants will be demonstrating for "their rights". In past years for us in Southern California it meant good news and bad news. Good: When May 1st fell on a weekday, the freeway traffic was decidedly better. Bad: Our toilets don't get cleaned. Don't blame me; it's the idiot mayor of Los Angeles who made the claim "We clean your toilets!" in front of a May Day crowd.

Hey, if only he did something that productive.

GM 101


Herewith, a brief tutorial (courtesy of Reason TV via Hot Air) on how GM pulled that debt payoff flim-flam. Nice to know the big boys are kiting the funds we -- the U.S. taxpayers -- loaned them back in 2008. Sure looking forward to the release of the 2011 models, aren't you?


(Picture courtesy of the Op-toons blog.)

April 29, 2010

DRUDGE: ASHORE TODAY! MAD SCRAMBLE; SLICK 3 MILES FROM WILDLIFE RESERVE

In light of the recent oil spill that is just coming ashore on the Gulf Coast of Louisiana imperiling sea birds and other wildlife, Australia is taking a cold, hard look at the standards pertaining to their oil tankers. Here, an Australian politician comments on a recent incident and its aftermath.

April 27, 2010

Doubling Down on the Double Standard..



Alternative title: Who you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?

God, I love it! This is just too rich for words. Megan Kellley puts up a YouTube dichotomy of the miscreants running rampant in Arizona over the new immigration law versus some shots of this past April 15th's Tea Party demonstrations. The proposition, of course, is that the left's demonstrations are more violent than the Tea Party assemblages.

Wanna guess how this turns out or just click and watch while the guy they hauled in to defend the Left turns himself into a pretzel? My recommendation is you go get a couple of frosties and a bag of chips (it's a longish clip) and treat yourself to a great lesson on how to torture logic.

By the way, Megan is hot, is she not?

Credit where credit is due department: Check out the original post by Allahpundit over at Hot Air!.

April 22, 2010

I feel your pain..NOT!

At least the Philanderer-in chief of the bygone century last decade claimed to have empathy for we, the common and downtrodden. The current White House occupant -- and "Plugs", his dumb-assed sidekick apparently care not one whit for what the proles have to endure.

Doubt me? Think I am prevaricating or exaggerating? Well, check out this little tidbit on the dynamic duo's Earth Day plans:
"On a day when many Americans will be reflecting upon how they can reduce their impact on the environment, President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden will board separate jets in Washington on Earth Day morning to fly 250 miles up the east coast to New York, where they will land at separate airports to attend separate events within a few miles of each other."

In what has to be the epitome of arrogance and self-importance for these clods who have spent a lifetime suckling at the public teat, foraging for their daily crust at the public trough. Now they shamelessly flaunt their incredible privilege in some specious observance of a new-age festival to the Gods of Spring, Mother Earth, and all of their golden-haired Eloi, sycophants frolicking in the sunshine and eating the fruit produced by we hard-toiling, subterranean Morlocks. As the article mentions, it inconveniences those who ply the routes of commerce and attempt to wring some precious farthings from an economy already brought to its knees by these oblivious, sawdust-headed, know-nothings:

"The parallel visits of Air Force One (a 747/VC-25 aircraft) and Air Force Two (a 757/C-32A aircraft) will delay dozens, if not hundreds of commercial flights at Kennedy and LaGuardia and other nearby airports as no-fly zones are implemented. Jets will be forced to circle and burn more fuel as they wait for the VIPs to come and go. Their security contingents consisting of dozens of cars, SUVs and helicopters will burn even more. Throw in thousands of commuters’ cars and delivery trucks sitting idle in traffic as law enforcement closes large swaths of the city and you have yourself a very Earth-unfriendly day."

As if this alone hasn't been a hand full of sand poured down your jock strap, Slow Joe adds a few sand crabs in their for good measure:
"Thursday’s dual jaunt seems especially egregious considering the frivolous nature of Biden’s visit, in particular: He’ll be yukking it up with Whoopi and Barbara as a guest on The View. Not sure what he’ll be talking about, but you can be certain that whatever he has to say could be done just as effectively using a video camera and satellite hookup from the White House."

Of course, there's the old saw about Biden and Obama both being on the same plane and it taking a hit, leaving our nation with a gaping hole in its leadership..

..and, speaking of gaping holes, where is Nancy Pelosi these days, anyway?

Come to think of it, Clinton wasn't all that empathetic either. Do you remember his getting his locks shorn on Air force One while all of the traffic at LAX was forced to orbit?

Of course, The Pantload and his dummy sidekick will return to D.C. in the afternoon, fouling up the evening commute for all the hard-working denizens of the Big Apple.

April 18, 2010

..out-Foxed?


Hat tip to No Sheeples Here for something gloriously exciting coming this Summer:
RightNetwork is an exciting new site that will launch this summer. Actor Kelsey Grammer is a partner in the venture. Grammer says, “RightNetwork is filling a big gap with entertainment programs that combine compelling content with a perspective we don’t generally get from the media. We’re bringing outstanding talent and production values to our television, Internet and mobile platforms. I’m proud to be part of this team!”
Recommend you head over to the site and play all of the preliminary videos they have on offer. It's some pretty heady stuff.

Roto-Rooter

Well, here's Old Slick, looking for all the world like he's rooting around in one of his nasal passages for a stray one. Willie better be careful. I mean, after all, wasn't this how Henry Waxman got started?

April 17, 2010

Priceless..

April 14, 2010

The 12 million Dollar Woman

 

Somewhere, in a cold, dank basement, Sean Penn and Matt Damon are experiencing severe rectal cramps.

..God, I love this woman!

April 13, 2010

Who's on first?

It was only a question of time, what with all of the obsequiousness being shown by The Pantload to the word's thugocracy, that a fan of the Abbott and and Costello Who's on First routine would make his incessant bowing grist for his mill. A big hat tip to Kasper Hauser, commenter on a recent Hot Air post by Allahpundit:
Abbott: “Did you hear who Obama bowed to now?”

Costello: “Who?”

Abbott: “That’s right.”

Costello: “What do you mean “that’s right’?”

Abbott: “He bowed to Hu”

Costello: “If you don’t know, why are you asking me?”

Abbott: “I do know…He bowed to Hu”

Costello: “Let’s try this another way. Obama bowed…’

Abbott: “Right….”

Costello: “And he bowed to who?”

Abbott
: “Right.”

Costello: “No….Who is person he bowed to,,,”

Abbott: “Right”

Costello: “Aaaagh. Let’s try again. When the President bowed, , he was bowing to someone and that person was…?”

Abbott: “President Hu.”

Costello: “President Obama you nitwit. Obama was bowing to who?”

Abbott: “That’s right. He was bowing to the president!”

Costello: “The president was bowing to himself?”

Abbott: “To President Hu..”

Costello: “President Obama you moron. Good Grief. Let’s try something else…When did this happen?”

Abbott: “What?”

Costello: “Obama bowing…..When?”

Abbott: “Wen? Heck no. The Prime Minister wasn’t even there!”

Kasper Hauser on April 13, 2010 at 9:59 AM

April 12, 2010

..oh good, you've made it!

Welcome over and I hope you can enjoy my bloviating without the ambiguity of wondering whether you accidentally hacked into the Kremlin's web site. For those who don't understand the joke, go here and all will be revealed.

Meanwhile, to underscore my intent to eliminate ambiguity: Obama is a wad of dessicated rhino fecal matter..

..agreed?

I thought so.